is that a tv between your thighs or are you just happy to see me?

Posted on August 15, 2012 by TheFonk

what i want to know is, how did a hobbling romanian woman make it all the way to a bus stop in oslo before someone figured out she had a 42 inch tv between her thighs?!?!?!?!

yes, you read correctly. a 42 inch tv was smuggled by a romanian woman out of store, and she made it all the way to a nearby bus stop. when questioned by the local authorities, she responded that she was romanian and thus had strong thighs. with this response, a local norwegian radio station promptly nicknamed her, thunder thighs.

you know the drill – you can read the full story here on MailOnline.com.

till you read again…

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at least he didn’t drive home drunk…

Posted on August 13, 2012 by TheFonk

photo courtesy of new york daily news via kgw.com

oy. sometimes these news stories are just painful to read. i can’t judge the man for having a good time – he’s in his twenties and better to get this out of your system now rather than later. i do judge him on his nap location choice though…

picture it. late night, leaving a bar in portland just wasted. not too drunk to think he can get behind the wheel, our young man spots a cardboard recycling bin and decides that will be where he sleeps off his night of revelry. does not seem all to stupid until we find out, the next morning is pick-up day for this particular bin.

the waste management driver picks up the bin and tosses our sleeping hero into the compactor. continuing his route, he compacts the collection TWICE. after he hears screaming, the driver stops and discovers our drunken, slumbering hero has awoken covered in recyclables. fortunately it was a light night, and our hero escapes with minor injuries. had the night been busier, that certainly would not have been the case.

for the full story,visit michael walsh’s new york daily news article <a href=”http://goo.gl/iwYKD” target=”_blank”>here</a>.

till you read again…

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flying saucers found… on mars… brought there by people from…

Posted on August 8, 2012 by TheFonk

earth. yep, people from earth put flying saucers on mars.Flying Saucer on Mars

i love to start posting with a pic. and when i saw this in my feed, it did scream a little wtf to me. conspiracy theories, science and the unknown have always fascinated me, and the way people react to these fascinates me even more. sadly, you would think that this feed was coming from the national enquirer or some other check out line special. yet this a news report describing an actual photo taken of a heat shield falling down to mars.

“Irony: The first real flying saucer is from Earth. And it landed on Mars.” – direct quote from Universe Today writer Ray Sanders

you can read the whole story here:
http://www.universetoday.com/96682/ironic-science-reality-flying-saucers-on-mars-from-earth/

one more thing to wrap your mind around. as stated in the article, look at the ridiculous amount of detail in the photo, taken by a spacecraft, flying over another planet.

till you read again…

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what. the. fonk.

Posted on August 7, 2012 by TheFonk

finally. it feels like an eternity since i bought the url. but the site is up, and i want to do something. so what is the point of this?

have you noticed the popularity of “WTF”? it’s everywhere. and i am pretty sure it’s because day after day, in this world we live in, there are things that people do that make you say, WTF!

however, since i am a mom of two great little guys, that “F” word has gotten me into a little bit of trouble on a few occasions. so, to cover my a$$, i have taken to saying, what the fonk?!?!?!

so there’s the back story of how the name came about. the site is going to be mostly posts that share some of these WTF moments i come across. and if you have one to share, send me a message and i’ll post it.

that’s about it. hope you come back often. and if you don’t, what the fonk?!?!?

 

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