One of the things I love about my husband is that he makes me laugh. That said, more times than I can count, the man is very heavy on the pun. But he NEVER holds the cheese. Quite honestly, the cheesier the pun, the better.

Needless to say, when I read headlines like this:

Italy Sets Record For World’s Longest Pizza And It Looks Gouda!

I immediately think of my husband.

What makes this headline even funnier to me is that in this world-record setting pizza, they didn’t even use gouda. They used mozzarella – one and a half tons of it. Clearly, they didn’t hold the cheese. But then again, neither did I just now. Touché.

If you are still curious about the pizza, it had two tons of sauce and almost weighed five tons altogether. And it’s length, which the article enumerates in metric, is nearly a mile long in terms Americans can understand. So a mile-long, five-ton pizza. If that isn’t Homer Simpson’s dream come true, I don’t know what is.

Homer and the Pizza

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Anyway, back to it.

Hopefully this post made you think, What the Fonk…

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